Themed Fun Time Killers

Spooktacular Halloween jokes kids will love!

Written by Claire

Happy Halloween everyone,
This time of year is so much fun!
These jokes will make you cackle and roar,
Why not see if the kids can think of some more!

What kind of roads do ghosts haunt?
Dead ends! When do ghosts usually appear?
Just before someone screams!  How can you tell if a vampire is poorly?
It’s all in the ‘coffin’!  How do you make a witch itch?
Take away the W! Why do people like vampires so much?
Because they are FANG-tastic!  What is a ghost’s favourite dessert?
Boo-berry pie! What do you call two witches sharing a room?
Broom-mates!  What do witches put on their hair?
Scare spray!  What do they teach in witching school?
Spelling!  What does a cool witch ride instead of a motorcycle?
Brrrrrrrrrr – oomstick!What do ghosts eat for supper?
Spook-ettiWhy didn’t the skeleton want to go to school?
Because his heart wasn’t in it! Why are ghosts so bad at lying?
Because you can see right through them! What does a skeleton say before dinner?
Bone Appetit! What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?
A cocker poodle boo!


Do you have some hilarious Halloween jokes? We’d really love to know! Someone else might love them, and really want to give them a go! If you’ve got ideas, suggestions or reviews, you can shout all about it on whatever channel you choose!

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