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Ho! Ho! Ho! Festive jokes for kids

Written by Claire

Here are some jokes perfect for small folk
To bring festive joy and cheer
They can make someone giggle and laugh till’ they jiggle
We certainly need it this year!

☃️ What do you call an old snowman?
Water!

🦌 Which one of Santa’s reindeer has bad manners?
Rude- 
olph!

👼🏼 What did one angel say to the other?
Halo!

🧝🏽 What is the first thing an elf learns in school?
The elf-abet!

🥶 Why is it cold at Christmas?
Because it’s 
Decembrrrrrrrrrr!

👑 Which is a child’s favourite king at Christmas?
A stocking!

🎅 What goes oh oh oh?
Santa walking backwards!

🧛🏼 What do vampires put on their Christmas lunch?
Grave-y!

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